طرائف ونكات
جاء " حسن " صديق جحا وقال له أريد أن أصنع ختماً وليس عندي مال كثير, فقال جحا : لا بأس . وانطلق معه إلى صانع الأختام , قال جحا : كم يكلف الحرف الواحد ؟ فأجاب صانع الأختام : عشرة دراهم , فقال صديق جحا : ليس معنا سوى عشرين !! فنظر جحا إليه وفكر قليلاً ثم قال للصانع : إصنع لنا ختماً بإسم " خس " , قال الصانع بدهشة : ما هذا الإسم ؟ فقال : و ما شأنك أنت ؟؟ إصنع مانريد . وصنع الصانع لهما الخاتم وعندما أراد أن يضع نقطة الخاء , قال له جحا مسرعاً : ضع النقطة على آخر السين .. فضحك الصانع وعرف أن ما يريده جحا هو اسم " حسن " ولم يأخذ منهما أي درهم ...
غبي جداً تعب من المشي .. صار يركض
Two guys in a life
raft in the middle of
the ocean.
One sees an old bottle floating. He picks
it up and rubs it, and a genie comes out.
The genie says, "For letting me out, I will
grant you one wish."
The guy says, (without thinking) "Turn this
ocean into beer". And the ocean turns into
the best beer anybody has ever tasted.
The second guy says to the first, "You idiot,
now we'll have to piss in the boat".
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Two blondes were
looking for work when they came
across a job at a construction company.
The positions open were for people to put siding
up. The two blondes agreed that they could do
the job.
On the first day, the two blondes were putting
siding up and the second noticed that the first
was throwing some of the nails over shoulder.
"Why are you doing that?" Asked the second
blonde. "Well, if I pull a nail out of my pouch
and it's pointed at me, it must be defective,"
"No, stupid!" the second blonde yelled, "They're
not defective! They're for the other side of the
house!"